risk. they/them. follows from roswyrse.

updated how I do post.players achievements, and figured this one would be as good to remake as any.

An achievement titled "Arm And A Leg" awarded when you "Get sold out to the U.S. Military and survive." The image is a hand holding a knife that drips blood, silhouetted by an orange doorway.ALT

[ID: The new version of the post.players achievements. It has a dark gray background, white text that’s in all caps for the title, and a square image on the left that has a rounded outline in an orange-to-blue gradient. /end ID.]

in which gordon pretends she isn’t incredibly attached to the science team (and siwoj), that the captions are voices she can hear, that she can pick facial expressions out of 3 polygons, and that everything is fine.

everything’s fine.

localdisasterisk:

good news: I now have exactly the phrasing for a very important scene. bad news: I have to link to Sex & Gun VR steam page in the end notes

the problem with queueing things like this is that I no longer have any idea what the fuck I meant by this nor the willpower to find out, because I am not going to Sex & Gun VR steam page

homeboygirl:

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

catmask:

catmask:

developing cockroach mentality about the state of my life

i cant die now after everything because its only getting funnier the more i withstand

I think benrey cares more about “"coolatta”“ being a fake service dog than tommy does, despite tommy being human-adjacent for far longer and also far more recently. I also think tommy cares enough to have gotten himself a legitimate licensing and training to be a service dog. the service he mostly provides is "saving the public from his baby brother who has every disease”

passionpeachy:

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven’t been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

fatcowboys:
“yougotta:
“wretched8:
“ I cant type and im desperately trying to see my beautiful baby boy Owen Wilson and siri is denying me this
”
@hungwy”
[image description: a transcript of a conversation between Siri and an iPhone user.
Siri:...

fatcowboys:

yougotta:

wretched8:

I cant type and im desperately trying to see my beautiful baby boy Owen Wilson and siri is denying me this

@hungwy

[image description: a transcript of a conversation between Siri and an iPhone user.

Siri: Interesting question, Big Boy Worthless

User: Oh when Wilson

Siri: interesting question, Big Boy Worthless

User: Oh when Wilson

Siri: Interesting question, Big Boy Worthless

User: Oh when Wilson

Siri: Interesting question, Big Boy Worthless.

end id.]

A post.players achievement titled "Wasted" with the description "Crash the Cadillac"ALT

[ID: The Wasted achievement, awarded when you crash the Cadillac. The icon, in its orange-blue gradient rounded square border, is a panel of Mob Psycho 100 where Mob and Reigen are in a car. Mob says, “Please drive safely.” Reigen says, “How about we stop talking for a little while.” /end ID.]

turns out the original panel is even fucking funnier than the meme. unrelated, chapter 4