updated how I do post.players achievements, and figured this one would be as good to remake as any.

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[ID: The new version of the post.players achievements. It has a dark gray background, white text that’s in all caps for the title, and a square image on the left that has a rounded outline in an orange-to-blue gradient. /end ID.]

in which gordon pretends she isn’t incredibly attached to the science team (and siwoj), that the captions are voices she can hear, that she can pick facial expressions out of 3 polygons, and that everything is fine.

everything’s fine.

localdisasterisk:

good news: I now have exactly the phrasing for a very important scene. bad news: I have to link to Sex & Gun VR steam page in the end notes

the problem with queueing things like this is that I no longer have any idea what the fuck I meant by this nor the willpower to find out, because I am not going to Sex & Gun VR steam page

mirakurutaimu:

“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”

egberts:

identifying cars in posts could very well be lying but how would we know? only the chosen one can identify cars

homeboygirl:

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

good news: I now have exactly the phrasing for a very important scene. bad news: I have to link to Sex & Gun VR steam page in the end notes

catmask:

catmask:

developing cockroach mentality about the state of my life

i cant die now after everything because its only getting funnier the more i withstand

I think benrey cares more about “"coolatta”“ being a fake service dog than tommy does, despite tommy being human-adjacent for far longer and also far more recently. I also think tommy cares enough to have gotten himself a legitimate licensing and training to be a service dog. the service he mostly provides is "saving the public from his baby brother who has every disease”

vera-lycaon:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature

Taking pestosterone to become a nasty nuisance

take both at once to instantly turn yourself into a coyote

sketiana:

i said ‘explain physics to me like youre in love with me’ and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings’. so i get it now

mylonelyangel7:

oh so when vampires have heightened sensory awareness it’s cool, but when I have it it’s ‘autism’

cloysterbell:

suddenrundown:

cloysterbell:

funforahermit:

cloysterbell:

Hey fellas, did you hear about the new business I’m starting?

Oh, what’s your new business?

It’s been a lot of hard work but I’ve started cloning male deer

Is that going well?

Eh, I’ve made a few bucks

passionpeachy:

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven’t been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

batmanshole:

what music service do you PRIMARILY use? (if you collect CDs or something but usually use say, spotify, click spotify)

spotify (free, or someone else pays for me)

spotify (paid)

apple music

iTunes (as in, you purchase the songs individually)

soundcloud

youtube (free)

youtube premium

amazon music

bandcamp

CDs / minidiscs

vinyl

other (radio, other streaming service)

im very curious as to what people use as someone who doesnt use spotify

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[ID: The Wasted achievement, awarded when you crash the Cadillac. The icon, in its orange-blue gradient rounded square border, is a panel of Mob Psycho 100 where Mob and Reigen are in a car. Mob says, “Please drive safely.” Reigen says, “How about we stop talking for a little while.” /end ID.]

turns out the original panel is even fucking funnier than the meme. unrelated, chapter 4